More funny pictures here:
http://pinoyhongkong.com/forum/index.php/topic,687.0.html
http://pinoyfunnypictures.blogspot.com/

GF: Doc, kumusta naman ako BF?
Doc: Sori kaayu ha. Putol na iya tiil ug kamot...
GF: (human muhagulgol) dili ko makadawat ana Doc!
Doc: Hehehe. Joke ra uy. Patay na bitaw.

These terms have been updated to fit today's times:

CEO - chief embezzlement officer.

CFO - corporate fraud officer.

BULL MARKET - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

BEAR MARKET - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.

P/E RATIO - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

BROKER - What my broker has made me.